A guy was sitting at the last game of the World Series in the very best
seat available. The guy on his left noticed there was an empty seat next
to him and said, "Can you believe someone actually paid for that seat
and didn't come to the game?"
The fellow next to him replied, "Actually that's my wife's seat...we
bought these tickets months ago. Unfortunately, my wife passed away so I
came alone."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but why didn't you give the ticket to a family
member or friend?"