Once upon a time the was a catholic priest who was in charge of a very
large parish. He was very popular and the size of his flock grew and
grew. He worked very hard. The local diocese however was unable to
provide him any help. One day he was reading in a magazine about a new
scientific process where a person could have a clone made of themselves.
He thought to himself this is perfect! I can clone myself and have two
people to tend to my parish! He went to the clinic and began the
process. Finally the clone was delivered. All was fine except for the
clone's habit of using very foul language. During mass the clone could
be heard cursing. During meals the clone cursed. During confession, you
guessed it, the clone cursed. One day, the clone was atop the bell tower
ringing the bell and shouting out the most vile words the priest had
ever heard. He had finally had enough. He dashed up the stairs and
pushed the clone out of the tower to his death. He was immediately
arrested.
