There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When
he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is
big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed
between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where
the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door
to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but
accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead,
he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and
fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
don't flush!"
